........ Obviously cannot have battle that turn. Like that i summon then i open scapegoat can anot. Zzzz
As for even activating the card, just by going by the english text alone even, you cannot even activate the card, since it states, select a monster AND select as a tribute of your own. The old method of the before full stop, so the whole sentence must be able to be fulfilled. Since it cant even be tributed, therefore cannot select, therefore cant even activate. Done.